Toinks!

Sure, the concept sounds great – mix and match human and animal body parts to create… wait, no, that sounds awful. Yes, the image you see to your left is as you suspect – a decapitated, legless torso impaled upon a plastic figurine cow with baby arms for horns. It’s like Dr. Moreau got hopped up on PCP and joined a demonic cult of doll makers.

Maybe your 6-year-old is into freakish, misconfigured flesh dolls and happened to be the primary source for the entire Omen movie series; however, if that is not the case, and you have no intention of causing your child to wet him or herself well into their early 20’s, you might want to reconsider purchasing a toy whose sole feature is disfigurement.

Source: Emotionally Traumatic Christmas Toys

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